Can I play football at Notre Dame?

haha I got it from the first sentence. Just ignore those whom can't get it. I encountered the same problem a few months back when I asked if I can get into the NFL w/ a height of 5'0", weight of 120 lbs., a 70 lb. bench press, a 15 second 40 yard dash, chronic twitching, etc.........they thought I was serious......