Can you answer my serious question about painful static electricity?

I am absolutely serious about this, no joking. I am getting seriously painful static shocks. I had the same problem a few years ago, then it went away. Everytime I touch anything, doorknobs, computer, oven, remotes, car doors, people, etc , I get seriously painful static shock. I actually kissed my husband and shocked him so badly that he said his heart "skipped a beat", the cats cringe from me. I reached to pick up a Wii remote near my TV and actually saw a blue electric spark arch over to the TV. Sometimes when I walk near metal or electrical objects you can hear a "crackling" sound before the shock comes. It really hurts! I keep my home humidified, I don't use alot of fabric softener, I don't wear slippers and I make sure not to "shuffle my feet" when I walk. I have a heart dysrythymia and the shocks scare me. Can anyone offer any more suggestions on how to reduce this static? I must have one hell of an electromagnetic field!